Everyone loves a bridesmaid. Right? That's how the saying goes. I think. I don't really have a mind for sayings, nor do I really want one. But, the Texas Rangers have been the Maid of Honor for the last two seasons. They've been the Quagmire to the Peter, the Sundance to the Butch Cassidy, the Tonto to the Lone Ranger, the silly, bumbling Frankie, to the dashing, heart throb Eric. God that Eric is one hot tamale. But enough about Eric and his startlingly good looks and charm, it's time to pay attention to that other also ran, the Rangers.
The Rangers have been the 2012 University of Kentucky Wildcats over the last two years. They've been a seeming juggernaut for the past two years, and won the past two AL pennants, which were their first two in the history of their franchise. Unfortunately, they fell short both times, once to the upstart San Francisco Giants, and once to the upstart St. Louis Cardinals. That's right, those damn foreign cities, like that damn Katniss from that upstart district 12, have gotten the best of the Capitol that represents the Texas Rangers.
First of all, I saw
Hunger Games with Frankie. Second, my analogy makes way more sense and he should have not used it because the Pirates are terrible. And third, there's no way in hell the Pirates should be ranked ahead of the A's in power rankings on
ESPN. But the biggest point here, is that the Rangers are still really, really good. The odds are definitely in their favor. That's right. The Rangers, the team that was borderline hilarious for most of their history until the last three years, has become something of an equivalent to the evilness that is the Yankees.